What Others Say About Beer
Jack Handy. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer,
they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I
say to myself, "Is it better that I drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver?"
William Butler Yeats. The problem with some people is that when they
aren't drunk, they're sober.
Henny Youngman, When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.
Stephen Wright. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Dave Barry. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dean Martin. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.
Anonymous. Beer: becasue one doesn't solve the world's problems over
white wine.
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