Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the
driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken
zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air
hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on
backwards," his friend advised. They continued down the road but
around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out. Banta came upon
the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they
showing any signs of life?" "Well," Banta explained, "the driver was
until I turned his head around the right way!"
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