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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2009/01/26 06:28 |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
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Subject: Re: Layoffs
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Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:28:06 -0600
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On 26 Jan 2009 06:08:04 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:dc9pn45e5rjaqflegl4c9ph48vlsgbgdar@4ax.com:
>
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>> The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so
>> there was only one solution - more layoffs. But there were only two
>> possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going to be a hard decision -
>> they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had
>> to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then
>> decide.
>>
>> So he called Mary in first. "I'm sorry," he began, "I've got some bad
>> news. I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
>> She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied: "Well, can you
>> jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"
>>
>
>OMG 2 in one day!!!! what is happening?? LOL.
>
>Mercury.
I lowered my standards for joke posting.
lol,
darkshadows
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