"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:dc9pn45e5rjaqflegl4c9ph48vlsgbgdar@4ax.com:
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> The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so
> there was only one solution - more layoffs. But there were only two
> possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going to be a hard decision -
> they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had
> to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then
> decide.
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> So he called Mary in first. "I'm sorry," he began, "I've got some bad
> news. I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
> She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied: "Well, can you
> jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"
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OMG 2 in one day!!!! what is happening?? LOL.
Mercury.
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