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2009/01/08 20:48 |
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Subject: Husband Down
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Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:48:30 -0600
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A husband and wife were shopping in their local WalMart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think
you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so
they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face
cream and puts it in their basket. "What do you think you're doing?"
asks the husband. "
It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the
wife.
Her husband retorts: "so does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half
the price."
On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a
husband down."
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