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Subject: Re: If only E/N were as quick as their billing....More Quickies
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:p2r9j4h9sa49skvhedhacp5hb59ref61gi@4ax.com:
> On 02 Dec 2008 06:25:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
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>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:1kv8j4h9dl710te86i1i6e87b8r64fp8hp@4ax.com:
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
>>> A. Lipstick.
>>>
>>> Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
>>> A. Because they can understand them.
>>>
>>> Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
>>> A. They think someone is taking their picture.
>>>
>>> Q. Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat
>>> forehead?
>>> A. Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
>>>
>>> Q. Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
>>> A. From dating blonde men.
>>>
>>> Q. But why do brunettes take the pill?
>>> A. Wishful Thinking.
>>>
>>> Q. Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
>>> A1. They can't remember the number.
>>> A2. She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
>>>
>>> Q. What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
>>> A. Air bubbles.
>>>
>>> Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
>>> A. A waste.
>>>
>>> Q. What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
>>> A. An air mattress.
>>>
>>> Q. What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
>>> A. Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
>>>
>>> Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
>>> A. Two brunettes.
>>>
>>> Q. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
>>> A. Too many blondes were drowning.
>>>
>>> Q. Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
>>> A. They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
>>>
>>> Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
>>> A. In case she locks the keys in her car.
>>>
>>> Q. If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die
>>> first?
>>> A. The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for
>>> directions.
>>>
>>> Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
>>> A. 144 blondes.
>>>
>>> Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
>>> A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
>>>
>>> Q. Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
>>> A. It swells at night.
>>>
>>> Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
>>> A. A blonde parade.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Just unsubscribed from EN. It went from the best to the pits LOL.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
>
> They seem to have gotten their act together for the moment.
> Posts are appearing fairly quickly. Text posts are almost immediate.
> Have too many gigs accumulated to quit at this time.
>
>
> darkshadows
>
Not this side they haven't LOL. Posts that have propogated a couple of
days ago are now showing NULL.
Mercury.
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