Jamaican Sandals -
A married couple walked in to a souvenir store in Jamaica, looking for
something different. The owner of the store said to them, "I have some
special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild
at love making." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man,
"How could sandals make you great in bed?" The Jamaican replied, "Just
try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't
seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "Mon, you got dem on the
wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
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