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Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A. 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q. Why do blondes have vaginas?
A. So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A. They pull up their pants.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1. Toes Go In First.
A2. Tits Go In Front.
Q. Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell BWM.
Q. Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in
effect in Canada)
A1. Because they can spell it.
A2. Because they can spell GTS.
Q. What is 74 to a blonde?
A. 69 plus G.S.T.
Q. What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A. She fell in the sink.
Q. Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A. (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q. How do blondes pierce their ears?
A. They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A. A mental block.
Q. What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A. Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A1. Because they don't know any better.
A2. They are easier to keep amused.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q. What do you call 15 blonde's in a circle?
A. A dope ring.
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