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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A. They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1. Introduces him/her self.
A2. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A. By the buckle print on her forehead.
A. He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in
her forehead.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. What do blondes and cow-patties have in common?
A. They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1. Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A. Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q. Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A. She liked to be filled with cream.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A. In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a
blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A. The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q. Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A. So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a
blonde?
A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A. It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q. What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A. Their heels.
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