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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/11/17 02:48 |
Q. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A. An IN-body experience!
Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A. Shine a torch in her ears.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A. Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q. How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A. Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q. Why do blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.
Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.
Q. Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?
A. "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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