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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/10/23 09:56 |
On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:14:02 GMT, nesScitur@husShmail.com (Ronin)
wrote:
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> 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
> Sir Cumference; he acquired his size from too much pi.
>
> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
> but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
>
> 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
>
> 4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated in algebra class
> because it was a weapon of math disruption.
>
> 5. The butcher's backing into the meat grinder got him a
> little behind in his work.
>
> 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain
> stationery.
>
> 7. A dog who gave birth to puppies too close to the road
> was cited for littering.
>
> 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
> in Linoleum Blownapart.
>
> 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
>
> 10. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
>
> 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
> The police are looking into it.
>
> 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>
> 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
> One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on
> a head."
>
> 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
> Then it hit me.
>
> 15. Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center:
> "Keep off the Grass."
>
> 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to
> hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
> how he was, a nurse told her, "No change yet."
>
> 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>
> 18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle --
> he just didn't have the balls to do it.
>
> 19. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison; the
> police are seeking a small medium at large.
>
> 20. Is a man who survives mustard gas and pepper spray
> a seasoned veteran?
>
> 21. A backward poet writes inverse.
>
> 22. Under democracy, it's your vote that counts; under
> feudalism, it's your count that votes.
>
> 23. Cannibals ate a missionary; this gave them a taste
> of religion.
>
> 24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Excellent!!!
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