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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference; he acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated in algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher's backing into the meat grinder got him a
little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain
stationery.
7. A dog who gave birth to puppies too close to the road
was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on
a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
15. Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center:
"Keep off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
how he was, a nurse told her, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle --
he just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison; the
police are seeking a small medium at large.
20. Is a man who survives mustard gas and pepper spray
a seasoned veteran?
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. Under democracy, it's your vote that counts; under
feudalism, it's your count that votes.
23. Cannibals ate a missionary; this gave them a taste
of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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