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Subject: Hold the lantern
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Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:17:41 GMT
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Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor
handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high
so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that
lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set
it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's
yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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