| Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/10/22 16:16 |
Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of
childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football
starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in
fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted
my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for
dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a
wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidermal. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love
Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're
not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
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