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Subject: Re: Killing time on long flights
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Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:50:32 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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>
>
> Some fun things to do the next time you're on one of those long
> international flights to kill time...
>
> Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
>
> When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.
>
> When there's any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few minutes.
>
> Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
>
> Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if
> he has a crowbar.
>
> Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that the first
> class passengers and luggage are to switch places.
>
> Run down the aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".
>
> Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out
> looking refreshed.
>
> "Accidental" soda spill on the dork next to you.
>
> Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I
> don't".
>
> Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're
> out of toilet paper! Stewardess!".
>
> Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to
> you.
>
> Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
>
> Start a hot dog stand.
>
> Steal businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.
>
> Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put super glue in your
> underpants that morning.
>
> Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
>
> Show off your Batman underwear.
>
> Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
>
> Sneak into the cockpit and hit the warning alarm.
>
> Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.
>
> Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire
> as to why the fuel dial says "e".
>
> Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do they
> call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the
> world.
>
> Don't use deodorant, then "accidentally" stick your armpit in
> someone's face.
>
> Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.
>
> Snort when you laugh.
>
> Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect
> others to do the same.
>
> Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!".
>
> With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then
> look relieved and say "Never mind. Do you have any towels?".
>
> Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!".
>
> Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're
> Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best then the person looks nothing
> like the movie star in question)
>
> If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
>
> Pretend you're flying the plane.
>
> Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong
> to a biker gang.
>
> Take over the plane with a toy gun.
>
> Yell to someone "Is it time to hijack the plane yet?" (Note: Do this
> when there are stewardess nearby).
>
> To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice
> the grenade in my luggage.
>
> ============================================================
>
No wonder people get jet lag, keeping their eyes open for that lot LOL.
Mercury.
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