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Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:37:42 GMT
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The Tunnel
Sitting together on a train travelling through the
Swiss Alps , were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke,
a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
Swiss girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has
a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me
instead.
The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack
the Kiwi again.
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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