Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players
when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she
bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said,
''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled
the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She
then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while
yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she
picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one
finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?'' The
second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''
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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet Coke!
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How do you get a blonde on the roof?
....tell her drinks are on the house.
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She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice
because it said "concentrate"
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When I was young, I had no sense,
Stuck my dick in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls,
It made me crap my overalls.
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