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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Potato
Date: Sun, 04 Dec 2005 19:18:39 -0600
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Once upon a time, there were two guys who wanted to pick up women
on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian
(Vladamir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the
most popular guy on the beach. But Vladamir had no success.
Vladamir: "Vito! How do you do it? How do you attract so many
beautiful women?"
Vito: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's a secret....just between you
and me. I don't want my system to become too public."
Vladamir: "OK. Its a deal."
Vito: "You see those potatoes over there? Well, every time I come
to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedos. When the women see
it they come running from miles around."
Vladamir: "That's it? I can do that."
The next day, Vladamir went over to the produce stand and picked
out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He then
went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedos. As he
walked out onto the beach he immediately noticed that women AND men
began to take notice of him.
"It's working!" he thought. But soon he began to realize that
they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by
the sight of him.
He rushed over to Vito and asked "Vito, what's the problem? Why
isn't it working?"
Vito: "Because you're supposed to put the potato in the front!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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