On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:05:16 GMT, nesScitur@husShmail.com (Ronin)
wrote:
>Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a
>huge hole in the ground. They approach the hole and are amazed by its size.
>
>The first hunter says: "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I
>wonder how deep it is?"
>
>The second hunter replies: I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
>to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
>
>The first hunter says: "There's an old truck transmission, give me a hand and
>we'll throw it in and see."
>
>So they pick the transmission up and carry it over and count "one and two and
>three," and throw it into the hole. As they stand listening and looking over the
>edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. They turn to see a goat
>
>While they are standing there looking at each other and looking in the hole and
>trying to work out what just happened, an old farmer walks up and says: "Say
>there, you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
>
>The first hunter replies: "It's funny you should ask, but we were just standing
>here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a
>hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
>
>"Why that's impossible," says the farmer, I had him chained to a transmission!
Heh-heh-heeee
thanx Rolex
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