Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a
huge hole in the ground. They approach the hole and are amazed by its size.
The first hunter says: "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I
wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter replies: I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says: "There's an old truck transmission, give me a hand and
we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick the transmission up and carry it over and count "one and two and
three," and throw it into the hole. As they stand listening and looking over the
edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. They turn to see a goat
While they are standing there looking at each other and looking in the hole and
trying to work out what just happened, an old farmer walks up and says: "Say
there, you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter replies: "It's funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a
hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
"Why that's impossible," says the farmer, I had him chained to a transmission!
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