Military Work Rules
Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the
Medical Officer's statement as proof of illness as we believe that if
you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to work.
Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no longer allowing this
practice. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed
certainly makes you less than we bargained for.
Death, Other than Your Own: This is no excuse. If you can arrange the
funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let
you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.
Death, Your Own: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like
at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone
else your job.
Quantity of Work: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
Quality of Work: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.
Advice from the Commanding Officer: Eat a live toad first thing in the
morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
The senior officer is Always Right.
When the senior officer is Wrong, Refer to Rule 8.
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