Astranoob <Astranoob@private.net> wrote in
news:dfdh9414b01q6tb01mqckatj6pi0dmhh8i@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:49:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
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>>BIG HEADS.
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>>Every time he looks in the mirroe, he takes a bow.
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>>He's a real big gun, of small calibre and immense bore.
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>>He's so big headed, he cant get an aspirin to fit him.
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>>His head is getting too big for his toupee.
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>>His egotism is nature's compensation for his mediocrity.
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>>He's always letting off esteem.
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>>Its a wonder such a big head holds such a small brain.
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>>His conceit is the tribute of a fool.
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>>He claims to be the architect of his own success, a pity the building
>>inspectors did not come round during the construction.
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>>On his last birthday he sent his parents a letter of congratulation.
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>>His head is so big they hae to pin back his ears to get him through
>>Grand Central Station.
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>>His swelled head is just nature's frenzied effort to fill a vacuum.
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>>Take the air out of a little wheel and all you have left is a flat
>>tyre.
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>>Mercury.
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> How about this:
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> All hat and no cattle.
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> Texan variant: Hood horns as wide as a Cadillac, but no spread.
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LOL I am surprised LS didnt beat you to it LOL Thanks.
Mercury.
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