| Re: Insults |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/08/05 18:54 |
On Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:49:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
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>BIG HEADS.
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>Every time he looks in the mirroe, he takes a bow.
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Keep this one and throw all the others away
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>He's a real big gun, of small calibre and immense bore.
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>He's so big headed, he cant get an aspirin to fit him.
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>His head is getting too big for his toupee.
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>His egotism is nature's compensation for his mediocrity.
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>He's always letting off esteem.
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>Its a wonder such a big head holds such a small brain.
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>His conceit is the tribute of a fool.
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>He claims to be the architect of his own success, a pity the building
>inspectors did not come round during the construction.
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>On his last birthday he sent his parents a letter of congratulation.
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>His head is so big they hae to pin back his ears to get him through Grand
>Central Station.
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>His swelled head is just nature's frenzied effort to fill a vacuum.
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>Take the air out of a little wheel and all you have left is a flat tyre.
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>Mercury.
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