What Does That Shirt Say?
An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines
suck".
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"
So the Army guy responds, "that's the first thing I hate about
Marines, they cant read."
The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"
The Army guy responds, "That's the second thing I hate about Marines,
they cant hear."
Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.
Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The
bartender asks what happened to the two Marines.
The army guy responds, "That's the third thing I hate about Marines,
they bring knives to gunfights."
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