"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:o4bp74t69mhreg8qgu45nvbnprdgaci0lp@4ax.com:
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> Conductor
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> A bloke working on the buses taking fares pushes one of his passengers
> to off the bus and kills him. At the trial he is found guilty of
> murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
>
> As a last meal he asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he duly
> eats.
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> They sit him down, plug him in a send a million volts through him.
> When the smoke clears he is sitting there, right as rain. Checking
> through the statutes the governor finds he has no choice but to
> release him.
>
> The chap goes back to his job on the buses and lo and behold allows
> another passenger to fall to his death. Once again he is found guilty
> and sentenced to death.
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> At the prison he, again, asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he
> duly recieves and scoffs down. In the chair again and this time he is
> zapped with 2 million volts. Smoke clears and bugger me there he sits,
> right as rain.
>
> As before he goes back to his old job. Through a combination of
> stupidity and sheer malice he, yet again, allows another passenger to
> fall to their death (under a train at that, it was quite nasty
> really!) The judge has no choice but to find him guilty and off he
> goes to the chair.
>
> As you may have guessed he asks for his bunch of green banannas
> (getting predictable now) Eats them, gets strapped in, 3 million volts
> and yep, he's right as rain.
>
> The executioner, who is really pissed off by now, approaches him and
> asks what the secret is, is it (as he suspects) the green banannas
> that save his life. "No" replies the prisoner "I'm just a bad
> conductor!"
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>
There is hitting rock bottom and hitting rock bottom and you have just
hit rock bottom -5 LOLs
Mercury.
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