"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:jo9p74hjjaeo3432md1ea0usl4u5ldpghl@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:49:41 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>
>>Sister Mary Ann, who worked at a home health agency, was out making
>>her
>> rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
>> would have it, a service station was just a block away. She walked to
>> the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told
>> her that
>>the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
>>but she had to wait until it was returned.
>>
>> Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided
>> not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in
>> her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was
>> taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried
>> the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the
>> full bedpan back to her car.
>>
>> As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from
>> across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it
>> starts, I'm turning Catholic.'
>
>
>
> Good one!!!
>
May the keeper of Abydos tie you to Apis and doom you to wander round the
universe for eternity LOL.
Mercury.
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