Path: news.nzbot.com!not-for-mail
From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Dinner Date
Message-ID: <p86k741pm0totgb3pvt3h9mcesqp4qthim@4ax.com>
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Antivirus: avast! (VPS 080713-0, 07/13/2008), Outbound message
X-Antivirus-Status: Clean
Lines: 29
X-Complaints-To: abuse@easynews.com
Organization: EasyNews, UseNet made Easy!
X-Complaints-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly.
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:03:29 GMT
Xref: news.nzbot.com alt.fan.rolex:6972
Dinner Date
The Dinner Date
During class,a teacher trying to teach good manners,asks the students
"If you were on a date,having supper with a nice young lady,how would
you tell her that you have to go to the toilet? Michael"
Michael "Just a minute,i have to go pee."
Teacher "that would be rude & impolite, What about you Peter,how
would you say it?"
Peter "I'm sorry,but i really need to go to the toilet,i'll be right
back."
Teacher "that's better,but it's still not very nice to say the word
toilet
at the dinner table. and you little Johnny,are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny "I would say 'Darling,may i please be excused for a moment?
i have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,who i hope
you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted.
|
|