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Date: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:32:54 GMT
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:49:27 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:rq6t54pndl1mvnr9gjeob8uljqjupjje6n@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:55:13 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>These jokes are not all "political Correct" and I dont give a damn.
>>>Political Correctness is a repressive system developed by university
>>>boffns, frustrated feminists and other unhappy people who have nothing
>>>better to do. For example:- As long as there are Irishmen there will
>>>always be Irish jokes.
>>>Remember:- Humour Heals and He who laughs, lasts.
>>>
>>>The lawyer went into the doctor's surgery with a frog on his head.
>>>"That's a nasty looking growth," said the doctor.
>>>"I'll say it is," said the frog. "It started out as a pimple on my
>>>arse".
>>>
>> Not half bad....
>>
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>>>
>>>What is the difference between a prostiture and a lawyer?
>>>Not much, except a prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead.
>>>
>>>
>>>"I'm in deep financial trouble and need some advice," said the client
>>>to his lawyer.
>>>"I'm down to my last one hundred dollars and want to know if you can
>>>answer just two questions for that amount."
>>>"Cetainly sir," said the lawyer, "What's the second question?"
>>>
>> More truthful than you think....
>>
>>
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>>>
>>>What is black and brown and looks great on a lawyer?
>>>A doberman.
>>>
>> Two Dobermans look even better....
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>
>>>"You seem like an intelligent, honest man who would't lie to the
>>>court." the lawyer said sarcastically to the witness.
>>>"If I wasn't under oath I'd return the compliment." said the witness.
>>>
>>>
>>>The clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock. "Prisoner, do you wish
>>>to challenge the jury?"
>>>The prisioner looked at the jury, "Not all of them at once," he said
>>>"but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little fat guy in the
>>>middle."
>>>
>>>
>>>What's the difference between a lawyer and a football? You only get
>>>six points for kicking a football between the posts.
>>>
>>>
>>>What is it that a lawyer can do that a duck can't?
>>>Stick his bill up his arse.
>>>
>>>
>>>What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
>>>One is a bottom-crawling scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
>>>
>>>
>>>Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>MY GOD favourable reactions LOL. Many more to come on many subjects. Stay
>close.
>
>Mercury.
Only if you are using deodorant.
LOL,
darkshadows
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