"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:rq6t54pndl1mvnr9gjeob8uljqjupjje6n@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:55:13 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
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>>These jokes are not all "political Correct" and I dont give a damn.
>>Political Correctness is a repressive system developed by university
>>boffns, frustrated feminists and other unhappy people who have nothing
>>better to do. For example:- As long as there are Irishmen there will
>>always be Irish jokes.
>>Remember:- Humour Heals and He who laughs, lasts.
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>>The lawyer went into the doctor's surgery with a frog on his head.
>>"That's a nasty looking growth," said the doctor.
>>"I'll say it is," said the frog. "It started out as a pimple on my
>>arse".
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>>What is the difference between a prostiture and a lawyer?
>>Not much, except a prostitute will stop screwing you once you're dead.
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>>"I'm in deep financial trouble and need some advice," said the client
>>to his lawyer.
>>"I'm down to my last one hundred dollars and want to know if you can
>>answer just two questions for that amount."
>>"Cetainly sir," said the lawyer, "What's the second question?"
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> More truthful than you think....
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>>What is black and brown and looks great on a lawyer?
>>A doberman.
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> Two Dobermans look even better....
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>>"You seem like an intelligent, honest man who would't lie to the
>>court." the lawyer said sarcastically to the witness.
>>"If I wasn't under oath I'd return the compliment." said the witness.
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>>The clerk addressed the prisoner in the dock. "Prisoner, do you wish
>>to challenge the jury?"
>>The prisioner looked at the jury, "Not all of them at once," he said
>>"but I reckon I could go a few rounds with the little fat guy in the
>>middle."
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>>What's the difference between a lawyer and a football? You only get
>>six points for kicking a football between the posts.
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>>What is it that a lawyer can do that a duck can't?
>>Stick his bill up his arse.
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>>What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
>>One is a bottom-crawling scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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>>Mercury.
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MY GOD favourable reactions LOL. Many more to come on many subjects. Stay
close.
Mercury.
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