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41 A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders
a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
42 "Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
-- Unknown
43 Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one
of those things which happen from time to time."
44 "The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any
problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large
nations."
-- David Friedman
45 "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-- Lily Tomlin
46 "Men have become the tools of their tools."
- Henry David Thoreau
47 - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in
the pants.
48 "I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places
and sing about sex."
49 Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name?
50 Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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