This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As
heard over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over
that
beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my
co-pilot."
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An American tourist in South America had the misfortune to be attacked
by killer bees as he stood on the bank of the Amazon. Seeking refuge,
he leapt into the river - and was devoured by piranha fish.
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IDIOTS AT THE AIRPORT
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."
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