21 "Living in a vacuum sucks."
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff
22 "A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun
is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
23 "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is
whether I win or lose."
-- Darrin Weinberg
24 Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink
it.
-- His reply
25 Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
26 "I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words."
-- Jo Ramos
27 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
28 I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
29 It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
30 That shoe fits him like a glove.
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