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11 A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt
bulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman
12 If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television
by candlelight.
-- George Gobel
13 * Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't
getting any.
14 * If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil
made of?
15 "Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without
actually tasting nice."
16 "When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and
hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."
17 ON YOUTH
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
18 ON LITERATURE
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker
19 Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
20 It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat
out of their skull.
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