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Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self defence.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as
an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly
promoted as a male schlemiel."
- Bella Abzug
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- Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail
hour.
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- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the
organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of
Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).
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- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are
really good, you will get out of it.
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- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your
desk.
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- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least
like.
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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
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- The longer the title, the less important the job.
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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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