A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in
St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene,
fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to
complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
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Norreen did a "Self-Judi" when meeting a business partner of
her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family.
"I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin."
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After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally
land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked
for items left behind.
In a seat pocket, I found a bag of home-made cookies with
a note saying "Much love, Mom." Quickly, I gave the bag to our
gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner.
In few minutes, this announcement came over the public-
address system in the concourse: "Would the passenger who
lost his cookies on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"
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