"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:9r6p345dgmjs0jnpf28g22hboiqm9etc1k@4ax.com:
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> Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person
> from a long distance company. They asked for my late father
> by name.
> "I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead."
> Their reply, "May I leave a number in case the situation
> changes?"
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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
> you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
> to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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So much for love LOL
Mercury.
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