"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:amko34tjli50m8utamrlbb083426ffgpj6@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 27 May 2008 11:20:51 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:52pn34lfreisg7081le92oidilg9r144an@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 27 May 2008 05:39:44 GMT, WingedMessenger
>>> <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>>>news:riem3450gqcu7fddnqea6c2ti4o9k21i7v@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you call a dog with no legs?
>>>>>
>>>>> Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you're
>>>>> sitting on the examination table telling him about your symptoms,
>>>>> and with each new one you describe, he backs a little further
>>>>> away?
>>>>>
>>>>> ----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Q: How did Captain Hook die?
>>>>> A: Jock itch.
>>>>>
>>>>> ----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's called Genitalia.
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you call a guy who knows how to play the bagpipes, but
>>>>> doesn't?
>>>>>
>>>>> A gentleman.
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> A wild rabbit got caught and was taken to a laboratory. While
>>>>> he was in there he befriended a rabbit who had been in the lab
>>>>> since the day he was born.
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyway, one evening the wild rabbit noticed that his cage
>>>>> hadn't been properly closed, and decided to make a break for
>>>>> freedom. He asked the lab rabbit if he would like to join him.
>>>>> The lab rabbit was unsure, as he had never been outside the
>>>>> lab. However, the
>>wild
>>>>> rabbit finally convinced him to give it a try.
>>>>>
>>>>> Once they were free, the wild rabbit said, "I'll show you the
>>>>> number three best field." and took the lab rabbit to a field
>>>>> full of lettuce.
>>>>>
>>>>> After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now
>>>>> I'll show you the number two best field." and took the lab
>>>>> rabbit to a field full of carrots.
>>>>>
>>>>> After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now
>>>>> I'll show you the number one best field." and took the lab
>>>>> rabbit to a warren full of female bunnies. It was heaven,
>>>>> non-stop bonking
>>most
>>>>> of the evening.
>>>>>
>>>>> As dawn was beginning to break, the lab rabbit announced that
>>>>> he would have to be getting back to the lab.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Why?" said the wild rabbit. "I've shown you the number three
>>>>> best field with the lettuce, the number two best field with the
>>carrots,
>>>>> and the number one best field with the bonking. Why do you want
>>>>> to go back to the lab?"
>>>>>
>>>>> The lab rabbit replied "I can't help it - I'm dying for a
>>>>> cigarette!"
>>>>>
>>>>> ----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every
>>time
>>>>> a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman
>>>>> comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a
>>>>> bus
>>passes
>>>>> by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door
>>behind
>>>>> me" and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes
>>>>> from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
>>>>> Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
>>>>> Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting
>>for
>>>>> a bus!"
>>>>>
>>>>> ----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
>>>>> of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.
>>>>>
>>>>> Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good
>>>>> opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
>>>>>
>>>>> He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that
>>>>> you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the
>>>>> other?"
>>>>>
>>>>> Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."
>>>>>
>>>>> ----------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Stress-Relieving Prayer
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Lord,
>>>>>
>>>>> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
>>>>> The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
>>>>> And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
>>>>> I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
>>>>>
>>>>> And, help me to be careful
>>>>> Of the toes I step on today as they
>>>>> May be connected to the ass
>>>>> That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
>>>>>
>>>>> Amen.
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Dont give up, you will find a joke in the near future LOL.
>>>>
>>>>Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>> It is called being jealous.
>>>
>>
>>May Apis pee on you from a great height LOL.
>>
>>Mercurty.
>
>
> Mercurty?
>
> They say one's memory is the first to go.....
>
> LOL
>
> Let Apis rip, we could you a little acid rain around here.
>
>
>
> darkshadows
>
Blushes,LOL.
Mercury rpt Mercury
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