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2008/05/25 17:28 |
Bad State Mottos
These are some possible state mottos. Luckily, none of these states
has adopted any of these mottos.
Alabama
Literacy Ain't Everything
Arkansas
At Least We're not Oklahoma
California
Se Habla Ingles
Connecticut
New York City's OTHER Suburb
Florida
The Gunshine State
Idaho
Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
Illinois
Gateway to Iowa
Indiana
Home of Dan Quayle
Kansas
Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole
Kentucky
Tobacco is a Vegetable
Maine
For Sale
Maryland
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
Minnesota
Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds (MAF prefers: Land of
10,000 Petersens)
Missouri
Missouri loves company
Montana
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
New Jersey
The Garbage State
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
North Carolina
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Ohio
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
Oregon
Jerry Garcia was here!
Pennsylvania
Cook with Coal
South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Educashun State
Texas
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed
Utah
Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus
Virginia
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
Washington
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
Wisconsin
Come Sniff our Dairy Air
Wyoming
Flat Is Where It's At
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