| A few quotes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/19 19:11 |
"Trying" is the first step toward failure
- Homer Simpson
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The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
-Menander (342-292 BC)
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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."
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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic building blocks of the
Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
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"Ski!: A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down
the hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is
'Avalanche!' (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the
hill)." -- The Skiers' Dictionary
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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