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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:hu4j24l0d5ngvl4i8s0rl8e1m4hq52852p@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 13 May 2008 04:58:31 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:55bh245crc3h2ub5pf4hcbnckac98c47l4@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the
>>> man after helping him with his luggage.
>>>
>>> - Anything else?
>>>
>>> - NO, thanks,
>>>
>>> - Maybe, your wife needs something ?
>>>
>>> - Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting
>>> cards ?
>>>
>>>
>>> ============
>>>
>>>
>>> In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:
>>> "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?
>>> In England they say
>>> "Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?
>>> In France they say "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your husband
>>> is?"
>>> In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"
>>>
>>>
>>> ===========
>>>
>>>
>>> Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
>>> A: He heard the snowblower coming!
>>>
>>>
>>> =============
>>>
>>>
>>> Grant's Bar and Casino:
>>>
>>> Liquor in the front,
>>> Poker in the rear.
>>>
>>>
>>> =============
>>>
>>>
>>> I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after
>>> surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
>>> He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
>>>
>>>
>>> =============
>>>
>>>
>>> How are lawyers like sperm?
>>>
>>> One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
>>>
>>>
>>> ============
>>>
>>>
>>> A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice
>>> on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are
>>> a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the
>>> opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most
>>> elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him
>>> of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the
>>> dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman,
about
>>> to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
>>> 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your
>>> neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting
advice.
>>> 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your
navel.
>>> The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem
with
>>> the IRS?" "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."
>>>
>>>
>>> ==============
>>>
>>>
>>
>>OMG dont give up your day job LOL
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
> You are just jealous.
>
>
> darkshadows
>
Mercury.
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