On Tue, 13 May 2008 04:58:31 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:55bh245crc3h2ub5pf4hcbnckac98c47l4@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>> A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the
>> man after helping him with his luggage.
>>
>> - Anything else?
>>
>> - NO, thanks,
>>
>> - Maybe, your wife needs something ?
>>
>> - Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting
>> cards ?
>>
>>
>> ============
>>
>>
>> In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:
>> "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?
>> In England they say
>> "Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?
>> In France they say "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your husband
>> is?"
>> In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"
>>
>>
>> ===========
>>
>>
>> Q: Why was the snowman smiling?
>> A: He heard the snowblower coming!
>>
>>
>> =============
>>
>>
>> Grant's Bar and Casino:
>>
>> Liquor in the front,
>> Poker in the rear.
>>
>>
>> =============
>>
>>
>> I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after
>> surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
>> He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
>>
>>
>> =============
>>
>>
>> How are lawyers like sperm?
>>
>> One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
>>
>>
>> ============
>>
>>
>> A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice
>> on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are
>> a pauper." Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the
>> opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most
>> elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him
>> of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the
>> dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about
>> to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
>> 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your
>> neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice.
>> 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.
>> The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with
>> the IRS?" "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."
>>
>>
>> ==============
>>
>>
>
>OMG dont give up your day job LOL
>
>Mercury.
You are just jealous.
darkshadows
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