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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/12 15:19 |
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
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First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
other.
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A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit.
-- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's
magazine of preventive maintenance
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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.
-- Paul Valery
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on
other women.
-Joey Adams
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A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please She replied, "Don't
know. Never tried."
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