"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:iupd049au4oujh2cv2vn99dnjv3jfa0gli@4ax.com:
>
> Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
> flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man
> in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a
> loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons,
> both surgeons."
> After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
> lipped smile, " Admiral , United States Coast Guard, retired. Married,
> two sons, both Judges."
> After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce
> himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " Master Gunnery
> Sergeant, United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married, two
> sons, both Admirals.
>
LOL.
Mercury.
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