"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:6cqd04l4lkvfpdibf2dhld6uchfb2pq32o@4ax.com:
>
> The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French
> Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
> "You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
> sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to France
> previously. "Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready
> for inspection."
> The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
> it." "Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
> arrival in France !"
> The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
> quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44 I
> couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it
>
>
OH!!!! I just love that one. Give it to the French buggers LOL.
Mercury.
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