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Why Are Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water
park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive toanother petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes
one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a moustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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