| Re: WOMEN SAY: "MEN ARE LIKE..." |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/04/15 18:32 |
On 15 Apr 2008 01:22:01 -0500, "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
wrote:
>In article <pi47041bib9a82h39l4k42b58phg1fe5sr@4ax.com>,
>::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
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>> WOMEN SAY: "MEN ARE LIKE..."
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>> Men are like laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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>> Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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>> Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
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>> Men are like electric blenders. You need one but you're not sure why.
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>> Men are like chocolate bars ... Sweet, smooth and they usually head
>> right for your thighs.
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>> Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up
>> all night long.
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>> Men are like TV commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
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>> Men are like department store sales. Their clothes are always half
>> off.
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>> Men are like government bonds. They take over 25 years to mature.
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>> Men are like horoscopes. They always try to tell you what to do and
>> are usually wrong.
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>> Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>> Men are like popcorn. They satisfy you ... but only for a little
>> while.
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>> Men are like lava lamps ... fun to look at but not very bright.
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>> Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest
>> are handicapped.
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>> Men are like computers ... hard to figure out and never have enough
>> memory.
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>> Men are like portable coolers... load them with beer and you can take
>> them anywhere.
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>> Men are like sink plungers. They spend most of their lives in a
>> hardware store or the toilet.
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>> What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how
>> to work it.
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>> How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of
>> beer instead of one.
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>> What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The
>> same urge that make dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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>> Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit
>> foul odours and don't work half the time.
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>> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a
>> year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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>> Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have
>> eyes.
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>> What's the difference between men and interest bearing deposits? IBDs
>> eventually mature.
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>> How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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>> How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't
>> know... it's never happened.
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>> What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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>> AND FINALLY....
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>> Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and
>> good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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>My friend, who gave me the Beast to post, likes this. Mostly because he
>agrees with the comments. ;-)
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>Donut :-)
I think you should talk to your friend.
lol,
darkshadows
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