Needs a Tuneup
(my title)
A man went to his doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this
Doc," he said. "When I drive to work in the morning through the country
lanes, I start singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'. If I see a
cat, then the song becomes 'What's New, Pussy Cat?'. It's so
embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing.
Last night, I sang 'Delilah' and my wife was not amused!"
The doctor replied "I see. It would appear that you have the early
symptoms of Tom Jones Syndrome".
"I've never heard of that Doc, is it common?" asked the patient.
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"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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