"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:o1fsv3pmopg3onljb87912n2a99gdumtve@4ax.com:
>
> QUOTES.....
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> Now that I'm retired, I find that nothing is ever fixed except my
> income.
>
> Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my
> mouth...AMEN..!!
>
> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
>
> Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
> and start bragging about it.
>
> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
> replacement.
>
> He who hesitates is probably right.
>
> You are totally unique, just like everybody else.
>
> I'm OK, you're OK.
>
> I'm OK, you're so-so.
>
> It's always darkest just before it's totally black.
>
> Flip Wilson said, If you can fly this plane 3,000 miles across the
> country, and find this little airport in the dark, then you can find
> my bags.
>
> Don't tell me worry doesn't help. Whenever I really worry about
> something it never happens.
>
> Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant
> form of misery.
>
> No matter where I go, there I am.
>
> Motivation is what puts the work clothes on my dreams.
>
> I was planning to procrastinate, but decided to put it off.
>
> If you tell the truth, then you don't have to write down what you said
> yesterday.
>
> Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
>
> If the Good Lord had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have given us the
> British Railways
>
> Older people shouldn't eat health food, They need all the
> preservatives they can get.
>
> If I keep waiting for my ship to come in, I've already missed the
> boat.
>
> I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere.
>
> Behind every successful woman is herself.
>
> A woman is like a teabag...You don't know how strong she is until you
> put her in hot water.
>
> All stressed out, and no one to choke.
>
> I can be one of those bad things that happens to good people!
>
> Maybe it's true that life begins at 50, but everything else starts to
> wear out, fall out, or spread out.
>
> How can I miss you if you won't go away?
>
> The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out.
>
> "I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
> at once."
>
> You know you're addicted when you only smoke half of the cigarette so
> you can start on the next one sooner.
>
> I'm so depressed that I would jump out the window, if I weren't in the
> basement.
>
> Yes I'm out of my mind. It's a dark and scary place in there.
>
> By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
> anywhere.
>
> Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut
> you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
>
> Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
>
> The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and keep
> it in your pocket.
>
> could be just as proud for half the money.
>
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> Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
>
>
>
> Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss Piggy
>
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>
> On packing: Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take
> half the clothes and twice the money.
>
>
>
> You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.
>
> Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
>
> Youth would be an ideal condition, if it came a little later in life.
>
> When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby.
>
> They say a hobby can help develop a positive attitude. A positive
> attitude may not solve all of my problems, but it WILL annoy enough
> people to make it worth the effort!
>
Sure thing LOL
Mercury.
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