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From: "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
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Subject: Re: There once was an old couple....
Date: 8 Apr 2008 02:18:02 -0500
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In article <q8llv35u5qeh7el8550l0p66d6om7n6sp1@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
> There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
> Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart,
> much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
> "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
> After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and
> got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old
> boy's arse.
> While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart
> reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
> Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
> "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did
> fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, I managed to push 'em back
> in!"
> Revenge is sweet!
What a waste!
Donut ;-)
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