In article <9idkv3h0iofapar4t31r7fhj5fu767heuk@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
> Getting Older....
>
> * You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you
> don't know till the 4th of July.
>
> * It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
>
> * Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and
> have begun to grow in the middle.
>
> * You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is
> the only thing you care to exercise.
>
> * A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down
> by his doctor instead of by the police.
>
> * Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it
> will avoid you.
>
> * Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women
> to every man. Isn't that the darnedest time for a guy to get those
> odds?
>
> * You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after
> feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
>
> * At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take
> a laxative.
>
> * The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way
> through Congress.
>
> * You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in
> the parking lot.
>
> * You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't
> get it started.
>
> * By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old
> to go anywhere.
>
> * Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else
> starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
>
> * The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
>
> * There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of
> memory, the other two I forget....
"I can't remember how much I've forgotten."
Donut :-)
--
"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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